let's make a funny song :D

ok so in this thread we gonna write a funny song about anything you want to. It must have a rhymes and must be only in english so if you have a funny rhyme just write it to our little funny song

I begin


One day I saw a cat but he was really fat.....

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I was throwing at him with rolls but accidently hit his balls...

Than his balls get really swelling and you fallen on the relief

(refren)
I don't know, I don't know. Why you do that for?

For my owner, for my owner, who is of this topic former.

I will go to shop, buy some good "stuff".

That good stuff so injured cat will loud laugh

But cat was diller
and he will buy stuff more

It's sad, he met a cat killer
when he was in a shoe store.

But shoes was very heavy, and they fell from shelves.
Both fell, 15 minutes later an ambulance took them to the hospital.

I don't know, but I've been told
that heavy shoes already sold

who got it? who bought it?
I already know-it was this murderer watching a show!